Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Life....

It's a painful mix of anger and sadness. Sanger perhaps? Also frustration, so, Sangstration? Which could also be the way you die of a relationship. Like, "I've analyzed the body and found that, due to a relationship, Melissa has died from sangstration." Or perhaps, "Here lies Melissa, she dated a man for a couple years and eventually died of sangstration. That's what you get, I hope you learn from this rather than the hard way as she did. We know she's resting in peace because....well, she's dead". Hmmm....something to think about. Can I get a shot from the Dr. that protects against sangstration? It's a difficult one because ANYONE can get it, you technically don't even need physical contact although it certainly speeds up the process....actually, TECHNICALLY you don't even need a real relationship, a fake one does the job just fine.

2 comments:

Emilee said...

Hahahah. Sangeration. Hahah. I love it. Don't let me forget this word because I am pretty sure I have a case of it.

Melissa said...

YOU DO? Hmmmmm...drink a lot of booze and don't talk to men for about, oh, 5 (years) days.

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